1. Never mix collagen injections and candy pink lip gloss.
2. Never wear candy pink lip gloss while standing next to someone with collagen-jiggly lips and lip gloss. You absolutely will appear guilty by association.
Whew! So glad to get that off my chest. In California, I had a lot of time to watch bad reality TV with my grandma, namely re-runs of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. While these women attack each other with their excessively vocal, extra-shiny guppy pouts, I will be keeping mum in matte lipstick.
Learn from others' mistakes. Then, memorize those lessons!
Nylon reports on the Central St. Martins fashion show in London.
Susan Orlean blogs a few lines about Picasso for the New Yorker.