Friday, October 13, 2006

Glow That Be Ill: Revlon Skinlights Diffusing Tint Foundation

While I was just about to give into obsolescence and ashen looks, along came Revlon Skinlights Diffusing Tint foundation to give me that palsied, feverish complexion.

For the women of the world who consume nutrients according to the food pyramid, and not the periodic table or like whatever indefinite shelf life canned substance is lying about....maybe this makeup will give you a healthy glow instead of a fevered glow.

Applied straight, without blush, I look like I'm pushing the mercury.....spiritually clinging to flannel blankets of some mildewed infirmary.

Skinlights is a lifesaver if I ever have to leave work early because I just don't want to be there.

After applying Revlon Skinlights for the day, my boss said: "You don't look very well. Maybe you should just...go home." All we have to say about this product is, w-o-w.