Orlando Bloom for Boss Orange: Don't Change a Thing About Yourself

Sometimes Eyeshadow Government's boy-checking-out skills are lacking. We like boys. But historically, we have gone out on dates with boys who were major "eye candy," and didn't even know it. (Maybe we are kind of a mix between Chrissy on Three's Company and Penny on Inspector Gadget?) Anyhoo....

Finally, nowww we get what all the fuss is over Orlando Bloom.... Here is his new fragrance ad for Boss Orange. Sigh. Wistfulness. Sigh.