If you are a snowy plover or draped in mink and situated somewhere along the East Coast of the United States, it is highly possible that your flight has been canceled.
Disaster! Delays though are the spice of life, and if you are simply stuck, Eyeshadow Government has many tips for luxuriating, because that is how we spend most of our days....
1. Put on a pearl necklace
2. Make yourself a cup of tea
3. Eat cookies
4. Engage in idle chatter
4.5 If you dislike your company, read a book
After you have ten pearl necklaces on, consider taking a bath. (Pearls dislike contact with water, so make sure to take them off.) Try Molton Brown Unwind Atoll Crystal Bath Soak ($35) with violet leaf, patchouli and bergamot essential oils.