In which I pay for self-righteousness with what may be eczema

So after getting all stringent about what I put on my face last night (haha good pun Violet! You crack me up, girl!), I woke up with weird flaky patches on my eyelids and chin. I've been using Gerber's Teeny Faces Moisturizing Stick because I like to think I have a teeny face and it has a yummy kind of tangy lavender-ish smell, but the problem with it and with all super-intensive moisturizing goop (Aquaphor, plain Vaseline, my precious Smith's Rosebud Salve) is that my bangs get in it and get grody and I don't really like lank, greasy bangs rubbing up against my breakout-prone forehead all day. So I need something that will school my flaky skin but also absorbs super super fast.