Since this is a blog about makeup, it only makes sense to devote a little time to the person unto which I slather my face with makeup for each day. This person being, namely, Johnny Depp.
Spuming water and Johnny Depp-crazy, I went to see this last night and it was worth every last penny I slaved to earn while working for some godforsaken wench (thank god, no cameo for her in this movie). Otherwise, the Pirates of the Carribbean is above and beyond the most spume-worthy movie of the summer. What with all the beards, powdered wigs and sea chanteys, you almost forget that Keira Knightley is so charming, it's unfair, and Johnny Depp is married. Arrrgh!
But how do you achieve that lovely Keira Knightley tan all over your body?
Without a seafarring life, we recommend Model Co's Airbrush Tan in a Can. As efficient as its name, Model Co, which we admire for its close counterpart Models Inc.. (an epic yet short-lived Aaron Spelling series about beautiful women, RIP), is really, really easy to apply. I know this because I sprayed it on myself in the back of Sephora. And the color is believable.
And what kohl is in store to enhance your eyes in such a way that Johnny Depp might take notice of yer wenchly visage?
1. Awesomely dangerous kohl: Guerlain Paris loose kohl powder in a golden vial.
2. The fool-proof kohl: Tout Beau - Sharp Eyes Kohl Pen & Concealer It comes with concealer for under-eyes and black booboos.
You can repay us for this news service by delivering Johnny Depp (now).
2 comments:
you're back! that's great. because I'm lazy.
there's nothing better than a guy in eyeliner.unless it's Johnny Depp in eyeliner.
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