Coming Soon:

+Maybe something thoughtful in response to the dumb article in the Times about the disparate makeup styles of French and American women, if I can stop being angry and holding the entire country accountable for the French tv guys talking shit about Lordi at Eurovision . Expand the "insulting comments from the hosts!" window. I especially like the totally casual racism at the end. Whatever, the Arockalypse will soon be upon us, and THEN we'll see who's spared.

+Something about inside-the-lid eyeliner.