Saturday, August 12, 2006

When I Interview the New York Dolls....

Like this really lucky guy, John Kosik of the Associated Press, I am painting myself with Sugar's economy-sized Platinum Body Shimmer Powder. Men are like raccoons and I have found it takes very little to impress them. What's more, it's better to be prepared with weaponry if they should advance too quickly, in which case a compact larger than my apartment is as good as mace.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Beyond Beautiful: Jack Black to Host MTV VMAs

Just when you thought our superficial world was ready to pluck out all the extra
follicles that make life worthwhile, MTV responds in kind: Jack Black all grizzled

UPDATE: In his own words, "My plan is to bring the thunder. Radio City Music Hall will never be the same."