Saturday, August 12, 2006

When I Interview the New York Dolls....

Like this really lucky guy, John Kosik of the Associated Press, I am painting myself with Sugar's economy-sized Platinum Body Shimmer Powder. Men are like raccoons and I have found it takes very little to impress them. What's more, it's better to be prepared with weaponry if they should advance too quickly, in which case a compact larger than my apartment is as good as mace.

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