Although good judgment would demand that you sit here for at least five more minutes, there lies an excellent slideshow about makeup application in the PrettyGirl section of ElleGirl.com.
Don't pout! Come back when you're more beautiful. Update: this slideshow is no longer available.
In its stead, ElleGirl has rolled out a clever Marie Antoinette-inspired makeup article. For the haters of Marie Antoinette , there is always Slate.
And La Mer Miraculous Collection Holiday Set, retailing $2,200 smackeroos at Neiman Marcus.